Tuesday, December 1, 2009

orphan


OrphanI was originally turned off by this movie previews since it showed orphans in a bad light. But I saw it anyway and really enjoyed it. The story is opens with the Coleman’s family where the mother Kate is still haunted by the lost of her third child in a mischarge. We see this in a disperingly haunted scean in the beging when she has to give birth to her still born baby. She is also recovering from alcolism after her daughter almost drowned in the lake. Needles to say this has cased tension between her and husband. But her husbands John not perfect either he had an after eight years ago. They decide to adopt an older child Ester to help get over the loss. Like most horror movies with evil children at first Ester seem way too perfect at first with her good manner and her very well done patings (which tell a story that will come back later) but as soon as she’s brought home she shows her true collers. While the Coleman’s adorable deaf and mute daughter Max embraces Esther their son Daniel is not interested in a new sister. It’s a little confusing that there daughters has a boys names and their son has a girls name, seems the names should be reversed. After the mother sees Esther is up to no good she try’s to tell her husband but of course he refuses to believe her.(ever notices how mean refuse to believe there whifes in horre movies till its to late?) For most of the film Esther is coming up with smart but sick ways to make the mother look bad so John will just think that Kate is relapsing into her drinking habit. Some parts are a little predictable such as when the mother shows her the rosebush where their still born baby's ashes are scattered the mother tells her that “as long as the roses are growing she will feel a part of her child is still with her.” So of course Esther cuts them down to torment her. Or when John and Kate start having sex in the kitchen, ofcoures Ester walk in ion them. But it’s the kitchen, which isn’t going to go in there.
The film got mixed reves because of how it shows orphans in a bad light. Because of this the filmmakers changed the original sound bite in the trailers from "It must be difficult to love an adopted child as much as your own," to "I don’t think Mommy likes me very much." I also noticed parts of this movie are look similar to”
The ending really is a big surprise. It’s not like those ending them say it’s a shocker but you can see it coming a mile away. This one really is. You might think you know where the ending going if you watch a lot of Law and Order SVU, but trust me you will not have a clue. At first you might think Esther might have been sexily abused because she always locks the door in the bathroom (but who doesn’t?).
Overall I was presently surprised with this movie. I was scared and on the ege of my seat most of the movie. Some people might find it periodical but others will really enjoy seeing what six twisted things Ester is going to do next. There’s also a running gage with the f bome word. Count how many times they say it in the movey; I think there’s about five times.

9 (a movie) what exactly is 9 about? Think" WallE” and toy story meets the "Terminator ". This is an animated action film produced by Tim Burton. The film is set in the future after a war that killed off most likely all the humans. Oddly enough even though this war happens in the fucher it looks like it happed in war war two because of all the old cares. The war was started when a political figure, known only as "The Chancellor (think a notes crossed with a commutes) in an attempt to restart the economy, “announced that the 'way to the future of peaces' is through science and technology. Sounds familiar? Didn’t they try that in "WallE"and ‘Terminator? The maches don’t look so peaceful with those guns pointed at you. One Scientist (known only as The Scientist) was forced to develop the B.R.A.I.N. A machine, designed to create other machines. Soon after it was discovered that Chancellor’s true intentions on making the B.R.A.I.N. was to use it as a weapon of war. The Chancellor forced the Fabrication Machine to work so hard that the machine started to destroy anything that lived. Doesn't that sound like something out of 'Terminator'? The Scientist who invited the machine trying to make things right has also dabbled in alchemy and created a device used to transfer part of his soul into nine ragdolls. The ragdolls are achily robots to but with a dolls body, and scinces they have a sole they there the good guys. He did this in the hops that the dolls will defeat the evil robots and succeed were humans have failed. The dolls are creepy but lovable at the same time (similar to "WallE") especially with those big goggle eyes that creepy you out but also show a lot of personality. There eyes appear to work like a camera lenses giving the emprstion they have pulse.
The story starts out the 9 watching up in the scinst offices and trying to help the other rag dolls fight the evil machines who wish to destroy them all. The new matching made by the Brain are made from Radom bits of garbage, like an old doll head, a fan, thread, they are scarier then the original matching that all looked alike from something out of world of the Wolds. This is most likely becies with the world in ruins the Brain is just uses what ever parts it can find. The scariest matching has a dolls head and uses bright light to blind the other then swales them like a snake.

They each have their own unique personality. The dolls are: ▪9-Elijah Wood the main character. A good-hearted and curious fellow, he is caring and brave and more then willing to risk his life to save others. He has a zipper on his front which can be unzipped and used has a pocket. ▪8- Fred Tatasciore a bully and the biggest doll in the group and 1's personal bodyguard. He kind of looks like the bad guy in nightmare before crismas. He has two weapons, half a pair of scissors and a kitchen knife that he used as a sword. He also has a magnet that he likes to stick on his head to give him a loopy feeling. If you ever wondered how a robot can get high this is apertly how, but he only does this when he’s alone -7- Jennifer Connelly a rebel and a loner, she is the only girl in the rage doll group (unless you count 3, 4) and the best fighter. She’s white because her color has been bleached away by the sun since she spends so much time outside. She uses a blade mounted on a long staff for fighting, and wears a bird-skull helmet that gives her a nave American stile. She cares about the other dolls safety but clearly dislikes 1 because of his selfshness▪6- Crispin Glover, a wild artist who has visions of the future, channeling his visions through drawings; his hands are made of ink tip pines, ▪5- John C. Reilly as a healer, tutor, and skilled mechanic engineer and inventor. He is missing his left eye, which lost in a previous robot attack. He is very close to 2 and has buttons on his front. 3 and 4, curious but shy twin dolls. The two cutest and most colorful dolls in the group. They are both unable talk and use there eyes to make flickering lights to communicate with each other. When they need to talk to anyone else their eyes turn into film projectors. It’s unclear whether there two boys or two girl, its left up to the adunces imitation. Both wear hoods and seem to be made out of a pair of old pajamas or garding gloves. ▪2- Martin Landau as, a kind, delicate old inventor like the scientist. He’s invited useful things from garbage; and explores the wastelands to look for parts for his inventions. Skin is fastened with many knotted strings.▪ 1 Christopher Plummer the oldest and only truly selfish of the dolls, and their self-proclaimed leader. Were the other dolls showing real concern for each other he only cares about himself, but he redeems himself in the end. He’s got the personally of an old grump man His skin is fastened by many metal snaps and where’s a bucket on his head as a crown.
As the creates say this is not your little brother cartoon movey. This defiantly isn’t Disney so it’s not for very young kids, this movie makes Coralline look like a day with the Care Bears. But older kids and adult who enjoy a lot of action and fasting charters will love it. I sure did. I think it’s the most original film IV seen all year.

Fido


Somewhat gory scenes, nothing as bad as night of the living dead or a Texas chainsaw masssuer but definitely not something you’d see in leave it to Beaver. And rated PG-13 by the MPAA but then rated R for sequences of zombie violence and gore, and comic horror situations.

Fido is not a dog movie it’s a zombie movie but it’s told like a dog story. The story is set in a world a 1950s-esque where radiation from a space mentors came crashing down causing dead things to come to life as zombies. But scientist invented a color that when put on the zombie’s neck will make them less freating and they can be used as slaves. Fido is a zombie servert for a family in the town of Willard, (reference to the town in Night of the Living Dead,) who son Timmy is symmetric to zombie’s. Timmy takes good care of Fido, walking him, playing catch with him. But when Fido color goes wacko and he eats a mean neighbor trouble starts. Not wanting Fido to get in trouble Timmy has to kill the now zobyfied nag bore and bury her in the park. Unfortunately this is after she had already acted several other people starting a zombie pledge. To help give Timmy advices on zombie handling is there horny neighbor (think quagmire from family guy) who’s married to his sexy blond zombie wife. Who’s basically a sex slave? Timmy mom Helen Robinson does not approve of this as most of the town does but threw out the film we see he really does care about his zombie wife. Helen also warms up to Fido and them both Cleary shows feeling for each other. Timmy Dad Bill is of course not to happy about that hating all zombies because his dad turned into one and tried to eat him. The covers a turn off because it shows Fido looking menacing like a typical zombie movie, Fido also looks bald for some reason. But once you watch it you see its all comedies.
Chick flick Alter! My Sister’s KeeperGet ready for a tearjerker girls. I say girls because I know guys would only see this if their girlfriends drag them to it against their will which I’m sure many did. The story centers around two sisters. Theres Kate the One’s who’s dying of cancer and Anna the one born to give her sister spare parts. The healthy sister Anne is now suing her parents for the right to her own body right when she’s supposed to give her sister a kidney. Her sick sister Kate doesn’t seem that upset when she hears this. In fact she seems to be encouraging her. And we find out why in the end. The mother of course is pissed and decides to represent her in court. Her mother seems determined to keep her daughter alive and doesn’t realize her neglecting her other two children. Like her son who is struggling in school and is depressed. The story gets sadder and sadder as it goes on but there’s is still some great acting. The best is from Anna Attorney Alexander played by  HYPERLINK "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alec_Baldwin" \o "Alec Baldwin" Alec Baldwin , and his dog Jug. Heads up to those that have read the book. The ending is completely different. Some people like it better and some were annoyed, it was so different. To see what you like, see it for yourself. Angles and Demons. Tome Hanks Hair looks a lot better in this film. His hair isn’t sticking up like one bad cow lick, grated it’s greased down but at lest it’s not sticking up. There also no crazy pale guy who wipes himself in this film. In this story four chalice carnies that are the three main choices to be the next pulp have been kidnapped. Tome Hanks charter Robert Langdon Is pulled in to help find them. They have apparently been kidnapped by an unheard of religion that was more about sciences the religion. So baskly it’s the plot of the last film reversed. Instead of relougs figers killing of scinst its scitst killing of relouges fingers. Or something likes that. It’s to hard to explain if you haven’t read the book, so just see it and you’ll understand. I hop; you might have to see it twice. The proposalFunnier then I thought. The best scean involves a puppy, cell phone and an eagle. You’ll know it when you see it. Sandra Buick plays Margaret Tate a ball busting boss that everyone’s afraid off. Ryan Rodney Reynolds plays her assent Andrew Paxton who’s trying to get a manuscript published. When Margaret is told shell is deported back to Canada she tells them she’s marring Ryan . Ryan reliantly agrees but only if she promotes him. And to make it seem more real she has to come up with him back home to his spunky grandmas 90 birthdays played by Beet white, who’s showing her age but still as spunksa as ever. Beatty white stills the show and has a lot of the best lines. One of the other funny scenes involves her in a Charley Idea dress as she clams she part Charley as we see her doing a private powwow. The fillip is somewhat printable in the sciences that we all know Margaret and Ryan will dollop felling for each other achily. But its still laugh out loud funny. One of the funs sciences in loves a puppy, an eagle and a cell phone, it looks flack when the puppy gets picketed up but you’ll still be laughing.
"Ice Ages Three" is still just as funny the third time around.

No longer trying to stay realistic as the first two films did, or as realistic as a talking sloth saber tooth tiger and woolly mammoths can be. The story as you might have suspected from the title is about the ice age gang meeting some dinosaur and chaos in ensuing. Ellie and Manny are now expecting their first child, and Manny is obsessed with making life safe for Ellie due to the fact his first family was killed by hunters in the first movie. Diego meanwhile believes that he is getting to soft and losing his predatory nature as a tiger hanging out with the gang. Sid meanwhile grows jealous of Manny and Ellie family and “adopts” three apparently abandoned eggs that he finds in an icy underground cavern. But as you might have guessed they weren’t really abandoned and soon a mother Tyrannosaurus of the eggs Sid stole, returns and carries both Sid and her youth underground. So the gang has to go rescue him and discover that the icy cavern leads to a vast jungle populated by dinosaurs thought to be extinct. (Maybe it’s the same one in Land of the lost) Along the way they encounter a one-eyed, weasel named Buckminster, or Buck for short who has made it his mission to chase down Rudy (a huge albino Baryonyx to avenge the eye his lost to it. He agrees to lead the herd through the jungle’s perils to where Momma has taken Sid. Eddy and Crash think he so cool and Diego admires his tough guy bachelor life style. While Maney just thinks he’s nut and is worried about Ellie getting hurt. Despite it all the film is still funny even the third time around, with plenty of adult jokes too.
I feel tingly
Don’t say that when your pressed up august me.
Not that kind of tingly. Oh and of course there still plenty of humor with that crazy unlucky squirrel who runs by the gang but is to busy obsessing over an acorn and a sexy girl squirrel to interact with them.